Poke her, then Pinch her
Jared Wrote this. Not Matt.
my second win of a game of poker with the boys. It was me, Matt, Mark, John D. & Miles playing. Derek was hanging out with a stripper, just livin' the high life. just to state the facts. Kyle was M.I.A.
mark, miles, and john went out EARRRLY in the game, and left me 7 matt to play heads up for another 30 minutes.
it is starting to get chilli at night, and I like that. Fall is coming.
The Twins are out.
I'm not in school this semester.
Oh...September 27th is the Rotten Ron CD release, there is a RhymeSayers Essential Elements Show at the Dinkytowner to promote the release.
September 28th I set up a Entry show for Foundation Agecy (Deign), Mammal (deign), Pushovers, and headlining is Yoni. It should be a good show. i wanted Big Quarters to Headline the 28th, but Joel & someone else didn't want to work with them right now (beef?), I don't know why. Big Quarters was on the cover of CITYPAGES just two weeks ago, so why not get um if we can right?
Dom & Ted B. are already talking up their next "group" idea for an album. they want to call themselves The Dingle Berries, and the cover of the album would have a womans naked ass, with refried beans running down her crack. My feelings are... I think it sucks. a shitty name. a shitty album cover. it reminds me of stuff I may have thought about when I was 14 years old, and now I'm a bit older, and I realized I don't like the jerky boys, and I don't like Bevis & Butthead, and I don't want to try to sell a Deign record by a group called the Dingle Berries.
I didn't want to get into a record label so I could try selling every retarded idea our stoned minds could conjure up.
If I get voted down on this one, I will go all out, and make sure it sells more than any other Deign Record we make in the next year.
what do you guys think?
my second win of a game of poker with the boys. It was me, Matt, Mark, John D. & Miles playing. Derek was hanging out with a stripper, just livin' the high life. just to state the facts. Kyle was M.I.A.
mark, miles, and john went out EARRRLY in the game, and left me 7 matt to play heads up for another 30 minutes.
it is starting to get chilli at night, and I like that. Fall is coming.
The Twins are out.
I'm not in school this semester.
Oh...September 27th is the Rotten Ron CD release, there is a RhymeSayers Essential Elements Show at the Dinkytowner to promote the release.
September 28th I set up a Entry show for Foundation Agecy (Deign), Mammal (deign), Pushovers, and headlining is Yoni. It should be a good show. i wanted Big Quarters to Headline the 28th, but Joel & someone else didn't want to work with them right now (beef?), I don't know why. Big Quarters was on the cover of CITYPAGES just two weeks ago, so why not get um if we can right?
Dom & Ted B. are already talking up their next "group" idea for an album. they want to call themselves The Dingle Berries, and the cover of the album would have a womans naked ass, with refried beans running down her crack. My feelings are... I think it sucks. a shitty name. a shitty album cover. it reminds me of stuff I may have thought about when I was 14 years old, and now I'm a bit older, and I realized I don't like the jerky boys, and I don't like Bevis & Butthead, and I don't want to try to sell a Deign record by a group called the Dingle Berries.
I didn't want to get into a record label so I could try selling every retarded idea our stoned minds could conjure up.
If I get voted down on this one, I will go all out, and make sure it sells more than any other Deign Record we make in the next year.
what do you guys think?
posted by Dracula Casanova at
1:34 PM
6 Comments:
weeeaaaak.
Unless all the backing tracks are composed of sequenced-synthesized sleigh-bell sounds (the dingle) and all the vox are you guys doing bariton e barbershop harmonies (the 'baries').
congrats on winning your friends' monies.
I hope the TKY homies over here start wanting to play poker. Too bad they're all a bunch of pringle-fairies.
Or I guess they could play Brazilian beribaus or whatever.
But Minnerapolis is still kicking up a lotta new dust huh? So much happening for a scene that you wouldn't think could be that big. Please post some pictures of the rotten ronnie show, say what's erp to Dom, and tell him to make a whole album of jams like the one you sent the other day.
Rotten Ronnie Party Raps.
I think it is pretty lame, but not entirely so... If it was something that you'd have thought of when you were 14, then perhaps that is the market that would dig something that silly. Although I’m not sure Deign would want to cater to that young-dumb-male demographic that was in fact responsible for the Jerky Boys and Beavis and Butthead. Now those dickheads are reading Maxim magazine and buying up DVDs more than they are going to movie theatres, while coming and going from there multiple tours of duty in Iraq. They also want to put spinning rims on their Toyota Celicas and rock out with air-guitar solos during the instrumental break of their pearl jam karaoke performances.
To me, the name is way worse than the idea for the cover, which I'd actually like to get a copy of. But I realize not everyone has a refried bean fetish.
So, I'm sure that everyone here at the forest heights finds that brand of humor to be pretty 3rd grade, however one band that falls into that category of sophomoric jokiness is also a band that has consistently made me laugh throughout the years, and I am embarrassed to say it is the Bloodhound Gang. I'm now going to post the picture for their new album. I'd wager a guess that everyone will find it to be as funny as I did. Perhaps Rotten Ron will find inspiration in it.
thanks guys.
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