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So I was drinking FREE beer at the best club in MPLS last weekend and my milk shake totally brought all the boys to the bar. It was much more fun than the prior weekend where my milk shake got mixed reviews, and I ended up smoking salvia, going crazy and waking up at 4:00am to piss into my pillow case.
But the past is the past, and it is time to fucking move on... This Saturday is my birthday, and I'd like everyone to meet me nowhere and celebrate nothing in honor of who. But seriously, when Saturday rolls around I hope everyone participating in this blog will poor a little Mad Dog out of their 40 ounce to commemorate the day of my birth. For those of you who live in the greatest country in the world I am asking you to join me at my favorite restaurant for burgers and apple pie.
Take a look at this picture from my birthday last year, oh man... what a ride it has been. You smell me?
But the past is the past, and it is time to fucking move on... This Saturday is my birthday, and I'd like everyone to meet me nowhere and celebrate nothing in honor of who. But seriously, when Saturday rolls around I hope everyone participating in this blog will poor a little Mad Dog out of their 40 ounce to commemorate the day of my birth. For those of you who live in the greatest country in the world I am asking you to join me at my favorite restaurant for burgers and apple pie.
Take a look at this picture from my birthday last year, oh man... what a ride it has been. You smell me?
posted by imderek at
7:03 AM
5 Comments:
Awezome. Happy B-dawg, B-dogg killa.
That must have been one wild New Years party after which you were concieved 25 years ago today.
Oh, and congratulations on your milkshake being so succesful!
I saw that on MURRY. that's just a really fat baby, eating a regular sized hamburger, while wearing a helmet.
hot sizzle...derek, happy birthday. happy earthyay.
shit, can you call my mom and wish her happy birthday for me? just pretend to be me. im in japan and the phones here burn my ears.
hey for my birthday, all i request as a gift is a picture of your urine sodden stained pillocase.
...perhaps encrusted and shaped into a sculpture of golf hero jack nicklaus.
happy birth
thanks dude... one urine crusted pillow-cases sculpture of golf hero jack nicklaus coming up...
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