Wednesday, October 26

The internet is a crazy place...

Anyone else fantasize about living close to a sedate and sandy beach (in my mind there are rocks and a cove as well) where dolphins live in relatively small numbers (say 15 or so)? To live there by myself in a warm climate with only the sound of the waves breaking on the shore and the dolphins playing out in the sea sounds like a kind of simple perfection that could never be achievable in the city. I would spend nearly all my time with them playing and swimming, and with any luck fall into a quiet relationship with one of the females.

Making love to a female dolphin on a warm, sandy beach as the sun sets over the sea is one of the most incredible thoughts I have ever had.

Sorry if I got carried away there! smile.gif That is just one of only situations I can think of where sex does not strike me as being at all dirty - do you know what I mean?

3 Comments:

Blogger ryanerik said...

This is a quote taken from an internet community of people who partake in my most exciting fetish:

masturbating to Lisa Frank folders.

3:14 PM  
Blogger ryanerik said...

I could tell you how to fuck a dolphin in less than a page. In fact, I could tell you in one word...

Blowhole.

5:07 PM  
Blogger imderek said...

have you guys ever eaten out a female polar bear? That's the money muff!

2:11 AM  

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