Ned Sucks
So, I figure since Ned never checks the Blog, we can use this public forum to talk all the mean stuff we know about him.
I'll start.
Ned thinks he's so smart, but really, he's so dumb.
He thinks he's so handsom, but really, he's so ugly.
Ned thinks he's so rich, but really, he's so poor.
see guys, it's easy.
now you give it a try.
I'll start.
Ned thinks he's so smart, but really, he's so dumb.
He thinks he's so handsom, but really, he's so ugly.
Ned thinks he's so rich, but really, he's so poor.
see guys, it's easy.
now you give it a try.
posted by Jared Thiele at
11:30 AM
12 Comments:
Sounds good to me!
Ned fancies himself the boss,
yet really he's lacking gloss.
Let's see if he shows his face around here to defend himself from these scathing attacks.
my turn!
ned thinks he's the figurative bomb, but really he is a real bomb the kind that melt off the faces of children.
oooh! Derek, that's a doozey of an insult. I want to see how ned defends himself after that.
Ned is under the assumption that he is the bee's knees;
when in reality he is just an old cactus prickly and green!
you just have to try harder, todd.
I think Glad nailed this one.
Ned has quested to become so rad,
too bad he was severly molested by his dad.
[que song]
I said molested by his dad,!
That's right... molested by his dad!
Okay kreeps,
The altitude, a hearty potato-based diet, and lack o contact with the other gender (girls) has left me temporarily computer/blog illiterate.
Until now...
Ryan, I spoke to you in the utmost secrecy about my father, for shame. As for you Glabe, you know I am allergic to bees. D- you cant hug with nuclear arms. Todd, fuck off. Jared, you sir are guily by association.
aw skeet skeet
He speaks!
now BAN him!
Im sure he's cracked the code by now.
However, Justin and John probably don't know Ned. And Jason, Ned is, as you know, the famous ZAKK of SPACE GUYS AND ZAKK fame.
Ned you be home for holidayz?
Ned speaks, yes -but wait!
Henceforth I haven't yet had the chance to toss a verbal jab at our good pal Ned! Forsake my tardiness!
Well, betwixt it anyway:
NED, YOU are a HOODWINK and a BAMBOOZLER!
YESSS!
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alas... Ned types!
I only hope this means someone will post something worth reading. perhaps something about baby geniuses II. hell of a sexxy movie. Big kahuna's hot.Plus there's a bloodline plot twist that had me in shivers.
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