So Much Awesome

Get ready everyone because two amazing albums are about to drop that everyone should be excited to legally purchase.

No, I’m not talking about the new Goblin Cock. I’m talking about the much anticipated record from MTV’s Laguna Beach star Talan Torriero. He says his biggest influences are My Chemical Romance and Green Day. Obviously he isn’t fooling around when he says he likes to “do his own thing.” He’s apparently going use this record as a way for him to express his individuality. I say: you go boy! And express your individuality the exact same way that millions of people already are… by enjoying the musical conventions of the last 50 some years.



The other record to be excited for is Paris Hilton’s still-untitled LP set to drop heat real soon. MTV has reported that she was considering titling her album after her now trade-marked catch phrase, “that’s hot,” although one wonders why she wouldn’t use another one of her other famous quotes, my favorite being: “what’s a soup kitchen?” This album will be released on her own label, Heiress records. Lil' John is supposedly writing a few tracks for the album. Rumor has it that one track was going to be called "Internet Skeet Treat," refering to her internet sex tape. Paris apparently requested the tracks name be changed after learning the definition of skeet.

And what I’m most excited to report to all of The Forest Heights is that now if you sign up for the National Guard you can take advantage of an exciting opportunity to download three FREE songs from Apple! Fighting in an unjust war has never sounded so good!!!