This picture of a man sighting down the barrell of a mounted alien penis bears a striking resemblance to the Air Force's latest forced metaphor, the PHaSR or Personnel Halting and Stimulation Response rifle. As with most Air Force laser guns so far, the goal is to blind your enemy temporarily, and then convert them to a life of Jesus. But will this terrible power be used on the wrong-goded terrorists, or here at home? And how the fuck are you gonna shoot one while flying a plane?