Know a U.S. City
At Red House records, I get a lot of orders going to places I've never heard of before, and sometimes I come across some pretty good names.
Maybe I've already told you guys about Bumpass, VA 23024.
No matter if you pronounce it "Bum Pass", or "Bump Ass", is still comes out sounding like "Bump Ass".
With a name like that, how is it not the party capitol of the U.S.?
"Come down to the city of Bumpass. We got the finest gentelmen clubs Virginia has to offer, and best drinks specials in Louisa County. Guaranteed."
If you're running from some haunting experience in your past, or you just have a hard time remebering things, then you might consider a move to Reminderville, OH 44202.
The people there are very friendly, and there's always a reminder to "set yer clock back for daylight savings", "tomorrow isn't March 1st, it's Feb 29th", and "you molested your own child".
Maybe I've already told you guys about Bumpass, VA 23024.
No matter if you pronounce it "Bum Pass", or "Bump Ass", is still comes out sounding like "Bump Ass".
With a name like that, how is it not the party capitol of the U.S.?
"Come down to the city of Bumpass. We got the finest gentelmen clubs Virginia has to offer, and best drinks specials in Louisa County. Guaranteed."
If you're running from some haunting experience in your past, or you just have a hard time remebering things, then you might consider a move to Reminderville, OH 44202.
The people there are very friendly, and there's always a reminder to "set yer clock back for daylight savings", "tomorrow isn't March 1st, it's Feb 29th", and "you molested your own child".
posted by Jared Thiele at
4:25 AM
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Molesterburg, Maryland.
Cumberbun, Kentucky.
Water, Maine.
Colostomy, Connecticut.
Where's Mssr. Rollerblade?
He would kill at this.
Molesterburg?
Did Rollerblade make that up?
All this Reminderville, and Molesterburg stuff has got me thinking about this good ole diddy.
"Remember all the good times.
forget about the bad.
Try not to think about getting molested by your dad.
You were molested by your dad.
That's right, you were molested by your dad.
I said, molested by your Dad!"
fuck yeah. Hey Mr big shot producer Marvin Gardens, let's record that shit once and for all!
That and "Feelings"
How did that chorus go for feelings?
I don't think there was a chorus. I think it just went,
Are you feeling these feelings. I'm feeling, we're feeling?
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