Beard-Off Week 9
So far, the Beard-off is 9 weeks long, and the face follicles are growing strong.
What's with all yous pansy Old Boys shaving yous heads, and face like Kojak?
Do you think people wont know you're bald? You believe people wont know you're actually hiding a Paul Bunyan under that face? That ultra self-concious, Fester Addams, penis-for-a-head look can't get you laid as much as you think it does.
That look has got to go. Time to man up, and embrace the Old Boy Dude you really are.
Sincerly, Doug Marsch
BuiltToSpill.com
What's with all yous pansy Old Boys shaving yous heads, and face like Kojak?
Do you think people wont know you're bald? You believe people wont know you're actually hiding a Paul Bunyan under that face? That ultra self-concious, Fester Addams, penis-for-a-head look can't get you laid as much as you think it does.
That look has got to go. Time to man up, and embrace the Old Boy Dude you really are.
Sincerly, Doug Marsch
BuiltToSpill.com
posted by Jared Thiele at
1:06 AM
2 Comments:
You are murdering that dude in this beard-off...just as we all knew you would.
You can even tell by the look on our faces.
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