Probably should have said something...
Did I mention I got married? Don't worry, it's cool. Too bad no one showed up!
posted by ryanerik at
1:37 AM
Monday, February 19
Did I mention I got married? Don't worry, it's cool. Too bad no one showed up!
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11 Comments:
my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.
Are you in a play about a british soldier getting married to a ninja daughter?
madame butterfly?
That's quite the flower you've got in your jacket there.
Anyway, congratulations, it's all down hill from here!
I did miss something; since when did Japan legalize polygamy???
-Mark Swanson
I've decided to retract my earlier statement.
For the record, my retraction was inspired by Sophie B. Hawkins.
I hope I`m making sense to you.
-mark swanson
i still think you're gay.
Ryan, now that you are married, can you answer a questions that has been plaguing us single bachelors?
What do vaginas look like?
are you? or no? no, right? yes?
Ha, Mark glad to see you with a comment here.
BUT, you've left me totally baffled, as usual.
Sophie B. Hawkins?! Wow, did you attend Obscure Reference University--because that one's a doozie!
Ned, I can answer your queery (awww yeah). You'll need to put your palms together, spread both into the Vulcan Live Long & Prosper sign, horizontally orientate, then jam them into my awaiting V.
We'll wait till I'm back in May to show you guys what it's all about.
Jared, Of course I would never get married without you fags in attendance. My and my girl just did this wedding-modeling thingo to get a free five course gourmet Italian meal-deal.
makes me hungry.
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