J-League

Been going to F.C.Tokyo games a bit lately. It's a real blast, and fairly priced compared to most entertainment in Tokyo. like 16 bucks a ticket and five dollar beers. Plus there is a KFC in the stadium, wow. You walk with this throng of people from the train station, lotsa kids, swilling a tall boy the whole way. It's a good idea to finish that one and then crack the next one right as you walk into the statdium gates because at the "security" check point, they kindly offer you a big, free paper cup to pour your remaining beer into, as their concern is not people getting wasted, or getting wasted for free, but rather that you don't have any glass or cans. I think they're afraid of people ripping of the tabs, digging them into their middle fingers, and then flicking them onto the field like you would do in the cafeteria in middle school. So then you bring your beer in and when that's done have one of the beer girls hook you up from her portable mini-keg strapped to her back. Although actually there aren't as many of those as there are at baseball games here. At Ajinomoto Stadium they favor carrying huge boxes of small cans which they will rapidly pour into your cup and then do this amazing can-crush squeeze thing at the end to shoot a buncha foam on the top. The rumors are true--Japanese are great at giving head.
The dudes I go with are a lot of fun, lots of yelling and clapping. Well, you know how sports are. I'm trying to eventually instigate the chant "SPORTS! - SPORTS! - HOTEL ON PROMNIGHT!" Going to a game tomorrow evening as long as this current rainy season we're in the thick of doesn't douche my ass out all night. Anyway, that is all. Youse have a thweet weekend.