...or, perhaps, inbred?
cnn reports that a 15 year old has been signed by a nascar team - and dr. gupta is on the scene with the science behind finding great race car drivers. nature vs nurture is alive and well? do they have science in the south? there has to be an intelligent designer joke in here somewhere.
posted by Anonymous at
10:15 AM
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Hell yes... BORN TO BURN RUBBER!
Ripped outta his momma's manks with a need for speed and some metal for the pedal.
Just like my boy will be.
I almost wish I was born to do something, but the only thing I seem to be good at/want to do all the time is...you know...jerk it.
Jared, I am confident that you WERE born to jerk it... I've never seen such talent. Watching your hand and penis dance together is truly a sight to behold. And anyone who's hidden in your closet to get a glimpse knows what I'm talking about.
-Yes, I can back Derek's comments up.
I am even hiding in your closet right now, Jared, and at this moment as I silently type these words, I must say I am speechless with the zest and fervor with which you and your penis do dance together, and the yield of beauty which does burst forth from the rapid marriage of hand with penis.
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