Old man.

Wow! I was trying to find a picture on the google image search, and typed in {Bathing suit}. The results were women in bathing suits. Then I wan't to make it a little funny, so I punched in a search for {old man bathing suit}, and it was all women with out bathings suits, but no old man. I didn't get either of the things I was looking for, but there was a picture of this.