Wednesday, May 24

Bird Flu...

On and/or Poppin'?
Hey, what masks can keep out influenza virus?
I heard N-95 Masks, or some thing like that.
Well, good thing I have a bike now...

6 Comments:

Blogger ryanerik said...

This is good though:
”To date, the investigation has found no evidence of spread within the general community and no evidence that efficient human-to-human transmission has occurred," the WHO said.”

or

"Sequencing ... found no evidence of genetic reassortment ... and no evidence of significant mutations," the United Nations health agency said"

but not:

"I doubt greatly the likelihood of any control mechanism being able to be activated quickly and effectively enough to be able to snuff out the person-to-person H5N1 variant," agreed Dr. D. A. Henderson of the same center, who helped lead the vaccination drive that eradicated smallpox in the 1970s.

11:05 AM  
Blogger imderek said...

riiiight... now!

I have this really cocky and extraordinarily unrealistic idea in my head that if I caught the bird flu I could beat it.


supa bird

2:49 AM  
Blogger kAw said...

i dunno. I'm still confilcted on this. In fact, one lab recently tried to infuse genes from the 1918 outbreak INTO the bird flu strain to see if it could handle the genes responsible for human to human infection. It couldn't, and it died. That doens't mean that it can't happen ever, but it does suggest that the mutation process would not go real smoothly. That's also apparent because we're not all dead from this yet. These things are notoriously hard to figure out as far as mode of transmission, espeically in some backwater town in Indonesia. Maybe they were all fucking the family duck and just wouldn't cop to it; you never know. Only time will tell, but if this thing hits, Ryan, you should be on the first plane out of Asia, and back to Minnesota, where nothing ever goes wrong.

1:11 PM  
Blogger ryanerik said...

Fuck that dude. I'm not flying ANYWHERE.

Bike
Masks
Picnics
Long Walks on the Beach
Simultaneous Orgasms
Rollerskates and Boomboxes
Mink-fur Jumpsuits, Neon Moonboots.

3:57 PM  
Blogger imderek said...

wow with that arsenal you'll be invincible from just about everything.

2:31 AM  
Blogger ryanerik said...

Yes, aside from shaken baby syndrome and SIDS.

Actually, I think I am coming down with a mild case of SIDS.

9:55 AM  

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