Tuesday, September 26

D.I.D.


Diddy will be coming to Mpls to visit with Best Buy and Target this Tuesday. In between his meetings, I'm going to have an opportunity to meet him, and listen to tracks off his new record Press Play
Food and soft drinks will be provided.
I don't know about this. I mean, I'm going to go, but I've never been to interested in Diddy, but whatever, I'll still take an opportunity to meet the guy. Hopefully I get a picture of the two of us. You'll see it.
I was trying to think of something to ask him, but I dunno. The most interesting thing about him is his beef with 50 cent. That, and his Proactive acne medicine commercials.
I thought I should ask him, "Diddy, do you think Proactive can help smooth out the beef between you and 50 cent?"
"Did you arrive on your jetpack?"

ALSO
Twins beat Royals 8-1
Indians Beat White Sox 14-1

For the fourth time in five years, the Twins have secured themselves a spot in the playoffs.


This has been one of the most remarkable seasons of Twins baseball I have ever seen.
As of May 2, the Twins were dead last among 30 major league teams in scoring, and tied for 27th in runs allowed. With the exception of the Kansas City Royals, they were statistically the worst team in baseball.

6 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

ask him "why is it that you can't stop? Or rather, won't stop?"

Go Twins

1:43 PM  
Blogger Jared Thiele said...

Diddy is kinda like bono, in the way he can't ever take off his sunglasses.

11:57 PM  
Blogger imderek said...

Ask him if it was proactive that elevated him from baller to shot caller.

12:24 AM  
Blogger ryanerik said...

Holy shit, that jet-pack picture just loaded for me for the first time...wtf is the story on that?!

5:09 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I don't think its real...

Look at his shoes on the jet-pack and look what he's wearing in the beach scene.

I say: Conspirator!

1:33 AM  
Blogger Jared Thiele said...

Rearry!!
You don't think he flies around on a jet-pack? This is Diddy we're talking about.

2:30 AM  

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