SPAM
You know I love SPAM. Just like rice, or banana's SPAM is a household staple for Hawaiians, and growing up there I ate a lot.
But now computer nerds are giving SPAM, a great food, a bad name.
A guy named Winnie Wise sent me a SPAM that reads; What if there was an all wet and warm pussy at your beck and call any day any time? With your Personal Puss! that's what you get. A nice, hot ,slurpy, wet pussy at your command. Yes sir! and what's more? It's a VIRGIN!!
That's not so bad. I imagine Mr. Wise was only letting me in on this hot & slurpy deal, because he knows I really want it.
Sometimes I get emails that don't make sense, like the emails that have paragraphs taken from strange fiction novels, and I actually enjoy some of those.
I would be interested to read some of the SPAM you guys get, if you can post it.
Also...
But now computer nerds are giving SPAM, a great food, a bad name.
A guy named Winnie Wise sent me a SPAM that reads; What if there was an all wet and warm pussy at your beck and call any day any time? With your Personal Puss! that's what you get. A nice, hot ,slurpy, wet pussy at your command. Yes sir! and what's more? It's a VIRGIN!!
That's not so bad. I imagine Mr. Wise was only letting me in on this hot & slurpy deal, because he knows I really want it.
Sometimes I get emails that don't make sense, like the emails that have paragraphs taken from strange fiction novels, and I actually enjoy some of those.
I would be interested to read some of the SPAM you guys get, if you can post it.
Also...
posted by Jared Thiele at
4:54 AM
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SEXYBABYBADERECTION
SEXYBABYBADERECTION
SEXYBABYBADERECTION
I am Mr.Joseph Poon, director of operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Hong Kong. I have an obscured business proposal for you. Before the U.S and Iraqi war, our client Muhannad Al Hakim a political party official and Businessman made a numbered fixed deposit valued at Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars, for 24 calendar months, in my branch. Upon maturity several notices were sent to him, even during the war which began in 2003. Again, after the war another notification was sent, but still no response came from him. We later found out that my client, his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war, in a bomb blast that hit their home.
After further investigation, it was also discovered that Muhannad al-Hakim did not declare any next of kin in his official papers, including the paperwork of his bank deposit. He also confided, in me the last time he was at my office, that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country, at the expiration of 3 years and 6 months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government, if nobody applies to claim it. Against this backdrop, I will like you, as a foreigner, to stand as next of kin to Muhannad Al-Hakim,so that we can receive his funds.
WHAT IS TO BE DONE:
I want you to know that there is no risk involved I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have contacted an attorney who will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also file for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favour for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. All that is required from you, at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address, so that the attorney can commence his job.
JT - I dunno Mr. Poon, this all sounds so...illegal. Are you sure I'm not at risk?
Mr. P - Don't worry, I've planned it all out, we will come out successful.
Hi,
Not very good erection? You are welcome
joy!
Its them, like on the Galactic Greasecutter show . . .
The hairy, ugly one-thats Floyd!
Is that one real Jason?!
Wow. I like broken english. Big fan!
Keep sharing.
It's real. I went through my gmail spam and found it at the bottom. I don't really get the method that's used but it seems like they gather snippets of online text/other emails and through them together regardless of coherence - to avoid being blocked out or something? Anyway, there she was - and boy is she beautiful.
Poor Floyd
Here's another one:
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and another:
ricochet replicate
counted the other one. Just as he was putting it back into his pocket,
facultative easy
stalker, no grumbling now, you knew what you were getting into. Five hundred
That last one was called "Some cash...adolph"
Jason, you are just the king of SPAM. I'll see what else I have, then try to post some of it.
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