Wednesday, June 6

Did you know...

Scarlett Johansson has a twin? Well, I didn't. So when I found out, a fury of google-image-searching ensued with the hope that there maybe be four of these puppies out there...












Then I found out it's a twin brother.
...talk about a boner drooper.

7 Comments:

Blogger ryanerik said...

(.)(.)

12:18 PM  
Blogger imderek said...

Even if she had a sister I don't think you'd see a pair of those on her. I don't think those were made by nature; I think those were made by science.

11:46 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

...which has now blinded me. Just before I was gonna hit that bitch with technology.

(.)(.)(.)

1:19 AM  
Blogger imderek said...

(.)(.)(.) Three tits, ned!?? Total Recall!?? I wonder how long it'll be before people start using cosmetic surgery to give themselves three boobs or, maybe, a belt of vaginas all around the waist. Future perverts will likely develop all sorts of new, weird fetishes about extraneous sex organs.

Thoughts, anyone??

2:39 AM  
Blogger imderek said...

I mean, the belt of vaginas would be fully functioning, fuckable vaginas. Not just a bunch of vaginas hanging from a string like a vietnam trophy ear necklace.

...just thought I'd be clear about that.

2:43 AM  
Blogger ryanerik said...

hahaha, yes most likely we'll see a lot of great stuff like that. Unless fully customizable pleasure-droids precede the advent of the precision surgeries or genetic manipulation necessary for a belt of fully functioning, fuckable vaginas. Till then, Derek, I guess you're stuck with wound-fucking!

11:05 AM  
Blogger imderek said...

meh.. I'll take what I can get.

12:05 AM  

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