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posted by ryanerik at
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Monday, June 25
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My girlfriend's company just released this earthquake measuring device... not exactly sure how necessary/useful it is, but I kinda want one.
"THIS IS A LEVEL 9 EARTHQUAKE. YOU ARE DEAD."
Oh right, and they had her model as the concerned mother for the ads.
was the point of the story.
Earthquake monitor!?? I'll go out on a limb and say that this is neither necessary nor useful. It's not like the earth shaking violently could be anything other than an earthquake. And if it's even doing that shit a little bit, you should probably find a doorway to stand in. Unless this thing sent out a warning before the earthquake even started, which it might for all I know because I can't read anything in the ad. But seriously, if it just starts beeping when the table it sits on starts to shake, this thing is about as useful in an emergency as a jelly donut.
It’s great that Ryan is dating a model though! Way to go Ryan!
Ha, yeah...that's def. not her job.
But it is great that Josh and I are LIVING AS MODELS!
http://tinyurl.com/2f4rga
^^^^I never sent this to you guys did I...
Living as Models? Really?
Dude, don't expose my secret...that I have to do more than just look AMAZING to make a living.
I was thinking that the internets ought to refer to required information fields (email, password, CAPCHA) as "e-quirements" and one's avatar as his "cyberface"
Whaddya think guys?
sounds like you ought to write a letter to internet headquarters.
yeah, I think the president of the internet would like to hear your ideas.
Pres. Goatse?
Great, you guys have put a smile on my cyberface.
ryan, ya big LOL, i thought we were going to surprise them when our own complimentary issues of Tiger Beat and Bop magazine arrived!
-oh, you PINHEAD!
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