Sunday, June 11

bu-bu-bu-b-b-bu-bu-Bird Flu!


In case anyone hasn't already seen this on the VICE blog, let me put all the hearsay to rest. It turns out that the Avian Bird Flu is nothing more than a DANCE SENSATION that is sweeping the world's heart's rhythms! Oh, it's contagious alright, and it may liquify your insides with pure viral dance!

"The Bird Flu make ya feel like, do wat ya feel like... Bring it back, bring it back, frogback!"

Kyle, if I may pose a medical question: Will the Bird Flu make me feel like, do what I feel like?

The guys who made this song are geniuses, marketing their music with a deadly virus that could potentially wipe out millions of people. That's like a song called "Move Like You Got AIDS" or "Lemme See You Lhassa Fever"

DI MAN DEM DANCE NICE TEKK OFF DAT BUMBOCLAAT!

7 Comments:

Blogger ryanerik said...

ebola boogie
typhoid stomp
Do tha DIP-thyria

1:31 PM  
Blogger kAw said...

yeah, doin' what ya feel like is a pretty common bird flu symptom i hear, and these garls got a terminal case.

maybe this song was meant to cheer people with bird flu up. Shake your infected limbs! Try to wash it out of your hair!

3:16 PM  
Blogger ryanerik said...

The Lepper Step.

3:42 PM  
Blogger imderek said...

I hear that "Da Dip" was really about the plague.

"when I dip, you dip, we dip."

ashes ashes we all fall down.

powerful words.

12:46 AM  
Blogger imderek said...

my lovely lady Mumps.

6:31 AM  
Blogger kAw said...

but, in all seriousness, if one person up in da club says, "damn, is she doin' the bird flu?", it'll make this global pandemic worth it.

9:59 AM  
Blogger ryanerik said...

ha!

11:23 AM  

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