The Forest Heights: August 2005

Real americans

Watch this... I was in a cafe when I watched it, so I had to work pretty hard not to laugh out loud.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2678799

But the one you really want to see is this...
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2677834

cheap hookahs

Ryanerik, the Good Doctor and Myself have returned from our adventures in Arabia, and I must confess that all of us have the distinct impression that 1000 Arabian nights would not be enough to quench our new thirst for this magnificent culture.

you smell me?

have all ya'll heard of Brandon Bird? the letters to Christopher Walken section on his website is purdie darn funny... paintings, t-shirts, drawings... a real class act.

Herb Lubalin

...was a totally rad graphic design genius.
(why don't you turds entertain me when I'm at work?)

Jorsh Launderquist will be in TKY Thur/Fri doodez!

Banana Jamrock

Japan has changed a lot since the Taliban took over. Now everyone has to wear silly hats, obscure their faces, and smoke rubber cement out of tinfoil hookas.

But down to bidness, here's a cram-jammer I've shared with a few of you already.
Written by Donovan.

Dana Gillespie: "You just gotta know my mind"

chesspieceface

You know, the real distinction between muffins and cupcakes is almost more semantic than it is culinary... interesting food for thought.

In my various gourmet-related musings I also pondered pizza for a good seven hours, only to lose the manuscript the very next day! Now for the life of me I can't remember a single hypothesis. What I can guarantee you though, gentlemen, is that is WAS brilliant! Perhaps another day... perhaps another day.

Oh, and that hurricane stuff also seems fairly important...

big easy=dead

just thought you guys might want to say goodbye to New Orleans before this hellstorm eats it alive. Look at this radar shot (New Orleans is in the middle there somewhere):

clambake

you know, I've been thinking a lot about monkey business lately. not the monkey business you all know so well, but try to wrap your minds around this. I figure in the not too distant future we'll all have monkey butlers; it's inevitable, and the reason I've dedicated my life to science. It's called PROGRESS, fuckers. Anywho, they'll wear tuxes, no shoes, and pick up my clothes with their feet. But, from what I know about monkeys and their highly advanced lifestyle, they'll spend more time masturbating and throwing their shit than, say, getting my mail. So I imagine all monkey butlers being fired in short order, and a glut of homeless out of work moneys on welfare. Then, one super smart monkey will say "Fuck this, we oughta go into business for OURSELVES, Ahh?" And then they'll all go to work for College Pro painting houses. Anyway, I'm just saying I wanna be their College Pro manager, that's all.

hey, how do we post songs? under the images?? i'm so confused!

-k

Muffins are cupcakes

Oh ma gawd. what a blawg dawg.
The woman who sits opposite me at work bothers me with all her personal problems. I found her crying one day because she got dumped, another day because she wasn't accepted into an online university, and another day because her mom started smoking again. I just heard her on the phone in the hallway asking: "so, should I bring a stool sample too?" And to my knowledge she doesn't own a dog. WTF?!!

let's blog it up knob gobblers.

d

Let's Get Ready to Crumble

Hey, I hope Der-bear, Jare-Bear, Mark-Bear, Matt-bat, and Kyle "The Crocodile Mile" have all signed on to cyber-goof with us. All you fools should add fresh fuel to my portable mp3 playing fire by giving us all music. Already, between the 3 of us, patterns have emerged. I'm like Leonardo, posting FUCKING AWESOME SONGS CONSTANTLY and totally leading the pack out of trouble. Jason is Donatello with all his egghead-science bullocks. And Chris is like April O'neil, always in action hunting out the newest scoop in the homo-erotic photography scene.

WHICH TURTLE WILL YOU BE?! Maybe I shoulda called this the Technodrome...

Only thing I've heard from this Kanuck.
A real heartbanger from his 2nd LP:

The Russian Futurists: "Let's Get Ready to Crumble"

//rew.

keef

Let's get Keef all up in this batch.

Oops, almost forgot this one...

Fukushima lads

This is only the beginning! More photographs to come...

You are an Airplane

I awoke this morning from a dream of being eaten by a tiger. When I cleared the sleep from my eyes, I realized that the scar on my leg was throbbing with pain. You just never get over being eaten by a tiger...

the cleverest brain

according to doctors, brains can hear - just like people do!
http://www.nature.com/news/2005/050822/full/050822-4.html