Monday, January 30

And at the risk of killing the momentum...

I just picked up a little green book called “Taguchi Techniques for Quality Engineering” which is about an influential japanese gentleman who proposed a new measure of product quality. For me at least, it seems to explain why everything in japan is so dern well made. Basically, he thinks that the quality of a product must be measured as the total cost to society. If customers are unsatisfied with their products, or something breaks, then the cost of the product has risen, and the quality has gone down. The best products are those with the lowest social cost. He has graphs, and boy, they are something. (Sorry about the blur, nothing will take the vaseline off my lens, not even lemon juice.))

In this graph the “goalpost” (American) method is used to measure quality. A goal kick is good as long as it passes through any part of goalpost. As long as a product meets the companies specifications (set between Lower Level and Upper Level) it is judged to be of quality, even if it is in the customer’s high or low tolerance range. The example is a car hood’s closing mechanism. If it is too tight, it will be hard to operate; too loose and it would not stay open, necessitating a repair, and thus a incurring a cost. (X-axis is cost to repair, Y is hood closing force)

















The more accurate graph is this parabolic one, which reflects the higher costs of a product which is out of nominal quality range.




















And this graph explains the famous “Loss Function” (featured on the cover). The example is greenhouse film. (Y-axis is cost, X-axis is thickness) Thicker film results in higher costs to the manufacturer, but lower costs to the customer. Thinner film is just the opposite. Taguchi proposes that the optimum quality is indicated by the lowest point in the graph of their sums, seen above the two intersecting lines. In other words, high quality is cheaper than low quality.

Could you just, um yeah, a little higher...thanks guy


I heard about a posed NY Times photo recently. It involved an artillery shell that was passed off as a missile. http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2006/01/14/international/worldspecial/14cnd-afghan.ready.html

I myself saw a pic in the International Herald Trib sometime last year that seemed, well, a bit off. Check out the baby in the window! That soldier is clearly not even looking for weapons, he's just grinning into the camera and enjoying the humiliation of his dusky brother. You'd think our boys wouldn't want to do the recruiting work of the insurgents like that but...

Saturday, January 28

this year's Lilith fair is gonna kick ass



with performences like these, how can you loose? remember, it's not what fergie from the Peas (Pees? oh.....) puts into it, it's what we get out of it.

supergrass-Low C
deadweight, ryan?

Friday, January 27

writer leveled by pen diarrhea

isn't using one calamity metaphor to describe another some sort of jouralism no-no? they could have used tsumnami - that would have been worse and would have made less sense.

and doodz - if you like trendy new garage/punk/surf rock, these guys are from around here in seattle somewhere and are butter hot... 4 of the choice tracks off their new lp

invisible eyes from 'laugh in the dark'

Wednesday, January 25

Israeli crazy over thur!

Harpers magazine transcription of Israeli military radio transmission
OBSERVATION POST: Affirmative, it’s a young girl. She’s now running east.
HQ: What is her position?
OP: She’s currently north of the authorized zone.
SENTRY: Very inappropriate location.
[Gunfire]
OP: She’s now behind an embankment, 250 meters from the barracks. She keeps running east. The hits are right on her.
HQ: Are you talking about a girl under ten?
OP: Approximately a ten-year-old girl.
HQ: Roger.
...
OP: She’s down. Right now she isn’t moving.
COMPANY COMMANDER [to HQ]: Me and another soldier are going in. [To the squad] Forward, to confirm the kill!
cc [to HQ]: We fired and killed her. She has . . . wearing pants . . . jeans and a vest, shirt. Also she had a kaffiyeh on her head. I also confirmed the kill. Over.
HQ: Roger.
CC [on general communications band]: Any motion, anyone who moves in the zone, even if it’s a three-year-old, should be killed. Over.

But don't worry guys, this guys's going to prison, for like at least three years.

Tuesday, January 24

Reevaluation of Life.

Hey, been back for a spell and wanted to say thanks to fools who gave me the fun-times when I was back home. Once on that airplane, I began to think more seriously than ever about what the hell I'm doing here in Japan. I've been having some doubts about a lot of things regarding life in Tokyo...




















BUT THEN I GOT BUBBLE BOBBLE ON MY CELL PHONE AND IT IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME! Fuck yeah, I'm never going back to the states.

Chooze yr own Badventure.

Hey, I thought some of these were pretty funny.




Thursday, January 19

Sarah Silverman

Hey, I uploaded this for my friend Christralia, but maybe some of you jerks agree that Sarah Silverman is a hilarious vagina!

SS [.zip archive of heilarious Conan appearance, some stand-up, then a corny video of her on The View.][Will only last 5 more days][My shoes hurt.]

Monday, January 16

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