Sunday, December 31

Put That T-shirt On Me!!


F-F-F-Finally the *NEW* Spank Rock Tees are out and if you didn't get a chance to pick one up during december shows, i'm currently in the midst of putting together a big-ass order sooo whats say all you Forest Heights Hustlers support the team and post me on through your sizes before shit sells out. The tee is a 5 color print on American Apparel wares, costs $20 inc shipping... but maybe... juuust maybe, if our order is big enough we can get em for cheap. Tees will be shipped in the New Year and you can give your ca$h to Ryan or PayPal or something. Happy New Year!!

...and enjoy the Countdown - The best Ankle Breakers of 2006:
Beard-off Week 4
Here's another progress photo of Dave & Jared's beard-off.

This is just getting started, and things are looking good.

Aids Wolf Live in Brighton

Friday, December 29

Watch Out For The Big Girl...




All ya'll fools know who this is?

Jared?

Ryan?

Derek?

Towlen?

Thursday, December 28

Let 'em Rain on dem..



Whelp?

Tuesday, December 26

R.I.P James Brown




This next song was put out by Trikont label, and can be found on a CD titled Ho! #1 - ROADY music from Vietnam 2000
Anh Sang - One Ship Will Come.mp3 (zShare)/(YSI)

Merry Christmas and R.I.P.

Monday, December 25

Photos
























Saturday, December 23

miss you guys....


what up
it's me yosuke.

After Manchester I went to paris,amsterdam,berlin,krakow and budapest.
now I am in cologne.
Amsterdam. It was so good.

how are youguys?

A Patty Thats Outta Sight



We start the shrinkin" When we hit the grill, you know we will.

This will change everything


Praise be to God! For he has delivered unto us his only begotten house pet and our reptilian savior. Some of the more observant Forest Heights contributors will probably be quick to point out that in England reptile births outside of marriage are an offense that can result in a public stoning, and the zoo keepers, knowing this, are doing a tremendous service to its mother by claiming it was a virgin birth.

Just think how different the world would be if we believed that God’s image resembled a komodo dragon. It’s flattering, of course, to think that the creator of the cosmos looks like us. In fact, the notion is so flattering that the temptation to believe it is profound. Which is probably why it's such a popular belief.

On Danzig, on Blitzkrieg, on Dahmer, on Nixon. The rules for Christmas should change from this. From this point on it’s no longer business as usual on planet Earth.

Merry Parthenogenesis-mas! Or something…

Thursday, December 21

The Beards


Week 3, and we get our first progress photo. Not a very good picture, but it's easy to see how fast my face hair grows, next to Dave's.

Today, I picked upa copy of Too-Rye-Ay, by Dexy's Midnight Runners, on wax, for a couple bucks. It's a nice celtic-folk gone pop-ska, find. Classic record, and a must hear. The album contains the hit "Come On Eileen", which is the groups biggest hit, and maybe one of their most fantastic songs.


The band had a pretty terrible look going on. Really dough, it's hard to defend those over-alls. That video makes them all look really gay, which probably helped them get fans back in 1982.

I don't have any digital files from that particular album, but I have some of their other stuff on CD.
From the 1980 album Searching For The Young Soul Rebels:

Dexy's Midnight Runners - Seven Days Too Long.mp3 (zShare)
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Tell Me When My Light Turns Green.mp3 (zShare)

Wednesday, December 20

Wolfman Rules



Gawd damn Wolfman, you're looking fine on your special day. Happy Birthday homeboy, enjoy Minnesota and can't wait to see your sweet face in the new year.

Monday, December 18

What's In The Box?


This aired the other night, and cracked us up. The best part about this skit is that it's actually a good song. Could be Top 40.
"Step 1:Cut a hole in the box"
watch a better, uncensored copy at the SNL website

U. S. & A.


Ryan, we are all eagerly anticipating your arrival.

Thursday, December 14

More TV for Meeeeeeee.......




We all down with Tom Goes To The Mayor. Tim and Eric, the creators, are coming out with another show. TimandEric.com

It looks pretty good.



Looking forward to some of this.











Monday, December 11

Tigarah

Tigarah - Money (Mr D Speed Dub rmx) (zShare)
Tigarah - Everything (Mr D Hyphy rmx) (zShare)

Sunday, December 10

Back to the 101

With everyone travelling home for Christmas, here's Albert Hammond Jr's 'In Transit' (mp3) for those who are on the move and care. Bonappetit.

The Forest Heights

A new day had dawned on the Forest Heights. The magical lilt of golden throated birds poured through her rooms and overflowed into the trees below as a new face ascended the lift and took up residence in a long vacant wing. This stranger wove tales the likes no one had ever seen, twisting and arching as the vines on the ground and gathering the attention of all in the Heights.
Motivation was afoot and the stalwarts drew heart their vigil had not been in vain as quieter voices began to ring out and a congregation of woodland creatures remained late each night to visit the dreams and talents of every tenant.

As the holidays approached an air of great movement and excitement swam across the lush carpets and curving walls of that haven amongst the treetops. Visiting with the Wildcat in the rooftop gardens or squinting against the sunset on a balcony that kissed the needles of a fragrant cedar, whispers could be heard. Rumors were making their way on hidden tongues and they spoke of a feast. What else could these past days lead to, they murmured, but a feast? Quenching deep thirsts and bursting vacuous stomachs with all the thoughts and delicious devices of these boys keeping watch so high in the valley. Endless toasts to past deeds and distant brothers and the promising finite of tomorrow. And of course whipped hazelnut cream atop butternut pies and hot wildberry wine sprinkled with cinnamon and crushed nutmeg and all the steaming honey wheat loaves spread thick with apple walnut chutney a boy could fit in his mouth.

But not until the wood had been chopped and the water pumped and backs broken and sweat poured and even a bit of blood spilt. The past few days had been good and promised continued fortune but there was still much to do.
There was a plaque at the entrance to the Forest Heights that even as the Winter creeped in someone would be out to look on at dawn, marking another day to remain in the Histories.

The plaque read:
Never Forget, Always Remember.

Friday, December 8

Happy Birdday

I know you Forest Heights hustlers have been all like Lyrebird this and Bowerbird that, but as far as i'm concerned, there's only one real Bird... and today he turns 50 . Yo Larry, Happy Birthday.

Wednesday, December 6

Paisley Park is in my heart

With all this talk of Minnesota, here are a few of my favourite Prince songs and videos including 'Dirty Mind' from the awesome Controversy/Dirty Mind g-string period.

Dirty Mind



Raspberry Beret (including the cough at the start).




Plus: I Wish U Heaven, Alphabet Street and Mountains.

..and if you ain't down with The Revolution, you ain't down with me.

The Wildcat



Yesterday i had the good fortune of spending my time on a man-date with 'The Wildcat'. During this romantic liason 'The Wildcat' mentioned that whilst he had every intent on contributing more posts to The Forest Heights, it was proving a difficult task without assignment. It appears 'The Wildcat' is from the Kermit the Frog school of journalism that sees him drawn towards the thick of the action, following up stories and out on the beat. With that said, let's put on our thinking caps and set our special little mountain cat his first assignment.

California Legalizes Gay Marriage


As I begin to settle into another long, arduous Minnesota winter I find myself watching more films. Mostly because I have grown weary of skiing in Minnesota after spending 2 winters in creamy Idaho. I feel as though I don't know shit about film, and the more films I watch the more films I wanna see. Also, I suffer greatly from media amnesia, in which I forget what records/magazines/books/films I was interested in moments after I step into a store. I had previous categorized this as a second hand side effect from Ryan's butt, though I have come to terms with my forgetfulness. So I seek guidance, any you pricks got your dicks on some hot flicks?

Bird Mimic/Spining Thing

I saw this on Sarah Johnson's myspace page.
It get pretty crazy.
This is another video you need to watch with sound.


Oh, and I don't know what's happening, but this thing is moving, right?

Tuesday, December 5

Know a U.S. City

At Red House records, I get a lot of orders going to places I've never heard of before, and sometimes I come across some pretty good names.
Maybe I've already told you guys about Bumpass, VA 23024.
No matter if you pronounce it "Bum Pass", or "Bump Ass", is still comes out sounding like "Bump Ass".
With a name like that, how is it not the party capitol of the U.S.?
"Come down to the city of Bumpass. We got the finest gentelmen clubs Virginia has to offer, and best drinks specials in Louisa County. Guaranteed."

If you're running from some haunting experience in your past, or you just have a hard time remebering things, then you might consider a move to Reminderville, OH 44202.
The people there are very friendly, and there's always a reminder to "set yer clock back for daylight savings", "tomorrow isn't March 1st, it's Feb 29th", and "you molested your own child".

Monday, December 4

Check out this auction for this crazy VU acetate.



This acetate, which is possibly the only surviving copy, represents the first Velvet Underground album as Andy Warhol intended it to be released.

oaktown to san fran

Julie made a picture slide show of her recent trip to the left coast. It's only good if you can view it with sound.

Morning After Girls


I woke up this morning feeling secretly annoyed with myself that i'd missed my chance on seeing the Morning After Girls in Daikenyama last night after looking forward to it for the most part of last month. For what it's worth, i think they've got a damn near perfect burnt-out-new-wave-pop sound (if that's even a genre?) and spending the last year touring with the Brian Jonestown Massacre has only added to their genius. (Although i may be slightly bias). Either way, here are some clips so in all of their low budget glory, enjoy!!

The Videos:
Shadows Evolve
Hidden Spaces
Straight Through You

Saturday, December 2

I already saw that in the new James Bond movie.

I'm going to the Science Museum tonight to see Body Worlds. This weekend is the last chance MN folk will get to see it. There are a lot of people, like me, who still need to see it, so the museum is open 24 hours a day, through sunday for us. Crazyness.
I got tickets for tonight at 12:15 am.

Friday, December 1

Happy Birthday Jason