Let's Start a Political Discussion! Yay!!

Considering all of the people they have hurt and killed since taking office, it's hard to find joy even when the Bush administration is finally getting a little comeupance... and yet I am reveling in Bush's misery right now! I wonder what the Forest Heights' team of crack political analysts thinks about the recent steaming vat of hot justice this administration finds itself in. Will this be the beginning of a long overdue uncovering of all the crimes these bastards have obviously been commiting, from election fraud to criminal conspiracies to secret energy meetings to illegal wars to a sultry and exceedingly ribald love triangle between Bush Rove and Libby??

Or will it all be conveniently swept away and forgetten, paving the way for George W. Bush High to take on cross-town rivals Reagan HS in the big homecoming game of 2015? Thaughts?

Low Culture's Unintentionally Hilarious Photo of the Moment

I'll try to come up with an original post sometime today, but until then I'll keep looting other websites...

Who?

Matt Jones hit him up for sure.
952-393-6293

Who? Matt Jones.

Juelz Santana-Fat Bitch

I know how much Matt loved Juelz first one..drop a couple pounds..but this is so much better. Send this one in.

what the fuck in an alopecoid anyway?!?

I don't wanna contribute to much to turning this blog into a mirror site for ifilm, but for those who aren't browsing that page right now maybe you can watch and enjoy this!

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2646843

look closely, then back away 15 ft from your screen.

The internet is a crazy place...

Anyone else fantasize about living close to a sedate and sandy beach (in my mind there are rocks and a cove as well) where dolphins live in relatively small numbers (say 15 or so)? To live there by myself in a warm climate with only the sound of the waves breaking on the shore and the dolphins playing out in the sea sounds like a kind of simple perfection that could never be achievable in the city. I would spend nearly all my time with them playing and swimming, and with any luck fall into a quiet relationship with one of the females.

Making love to a female dolphin on a warm, sandy beach as the sun sets over the sea is one of the most incredible thoughts I have ever had.

Sorry if I got carried away there! smile.gif That is just one of only situations I can think of where sex does not strike me as being at all dirty - do you know what I mean?

Gangsta Hippy

Why didn't I know about this before?

Gold Pants, Make Romance

To remain somewhat on topic while simultaneously moving off topic of my sucking, I thought I would offer a link. Something that traveled faster and farther than any worthy/news worthy item ever would. I am well aware that the sexed out ironic gender role reversal electro act has died... But you gotta hand it to her, shes trying real hard. Plus the synth line on beat dazzler is hilarious.

http://www.lesliehall.com/index12.htm

snap

funny garbage.

mountain face

funny trumps mean

There are now 20 million blawgs.
And it's amazing how info spreads, but also how reoccuring it can be. Like I'm taking two above links from boingboing and rehashing them here, but on boingboing there is a link to the cassette tape page that I sent Derek & Jared last week, and one for ytmnd.com (yr the man now, dog) which I had just found last week from a different web index.
Afterall, How many different people probably sent you a link to America We Stand as One?

Shit, now on ytmnd.com there are already two pics that mimic the stone faced girl!

Ned Sucks

So, I figure since Ned never checks the Blog, we can use this public forum to talk all the mean stuff we know about him.
I'll start.
Ned thinks he's so smart, but really, he's so dumb.
He thinks he's so handsom, but really, he's so ugly.
Ned thinks he's so rich, but really, he's so poor.
see guys, it's easy.
now you give it a try.

Back in MPLS Dec. 15th - Jan 5th!

I big likey likey this record, it's kinda like what could have happened had Bacharach produced a Free Design album. Here's maybe my favorite cut. The whole record is really pretty and sometimes bittersweet. That type of record that you can still love despite realizing that the most apt adjective just might actually be "pretty."
Cornelius fans might notice the opening passage's arrangement and progression were totally lifted for the title track of his first LP (only one of many of Oyamada's re-appropriations).

Roger Nichols & The Small Circle of Friends:
Please Don't Take Your Time

Here's some early 60's nobody who is totally somebody.
Frank Engelberg:
Who am I?

Maybe this will get our yappers slappin'.

Nothing to say...

Booka B is going to Dj our halloween party. that should be fun.
dammit, I have nothing to say.
someone needed to post something.

i knew shotput was cool

these games be extreme , but blowing out candles is not a sport where I come from - unless you're doing it with your hoo-haa...

you know your job isn't all bad when you run across this kind of shit doing some 'site security.' no, really. don't miss the keywords at the bottom left. superlatives, indeed.

Leonard

Hey Ned, we see you there.
Now get all up in this batch.

Give me the fucking Taliban anyday...

Seriously. What the fuck is up with Christians sometimes?

Maybe you've heard about "Lil Markie" before...

Now you can see what he's all about. [watch till end]

What are you doing this weekend?

I am not crazy bout dem strokes, but what the hell is this all about?

Seeking featured talent for the new Strokes video shooting this weekend.
IMPORTANT: The video is cutting edge and we are looking for talent that iscomfortable with getting physical on set. Do not submit if you areuncomfortable making-out with members of the same/opposite sex (dependingon scene).

Please denote the role you want to be considered for.

LESBIANS, 20s-30’s, “Victoria Secret” model-type lesbians, preferCaucasian. The scene involves kissing and being affectionate with anotherwoman.** Prefer REAL?Couple** - must have someone to audition with

HEROINE CHIQ HIPSTER MALE, Caucasian, 20’s-30’s (reference: Nick Stahl in“Bully”) The scene involves an aggressive make-out session in a taxi withanother female.

GAY MALE COUPLE Good-looking, East-village type exhibitionist males,20’s-30’s, any ethnicity.The scene involves an aggressive make-out session between to males.** Prefer REAL?Couple** - must have someone to audition with

GRAFFITI ARTIST street-punk skater guy, any ethnicity, 20s-30’sMust be real Graffiti artist

HOT COUPLE, male and female, mid-20’s, must be hot, sexy, rock n’ roll,downtown hipster. The scene involves an aggressive make-out session betweenthe couple.** Prefer REAL?Couple** - must have someone to audition with

If interested or available, please submit recent photo and contactinformation to:[email redacted — you don’t seriously want to try out for this, do you?]

Auditions: Thurs. Oct. 13 (Yom Kippur)
Callbacks: Possibly Fri. Oct. 14
Shoots: Sunday Oct. 16 and/or Monday Oct. 17 (could be a night shootfor Monday)
Location: NYC
Rate: $200Submission
Deadline: Oct. 15, 2005

On dying...

Avian Influenza, H5N1 or whatever. It's not just for asians, and birds.
Are you guys worried about this? Any precautions you're taking?
Please use the comments section to talk about this.

And per Justin's request;
Busta Rhymes: Where's your Money? [feat. the ghost of Ol' Turdy NASCAR]

(Busta is kinda weak, but ODB's verse, er...kills it.)
(and the beat is neat.)

...or, perhaps, inbred?

cnn reports that a 15 year old has been signed by a nascar team - and dr. gupta is on the scene with the science behind finding great race car drivers. nature vs nurture is alive and well? do they have science in the south? there has to be an intelligent designer joke in here somewhere.

Warm and Sunny Days

Hey Ryan. This one's for you, and anyone else...

The Dears - Warm and Sunny Days

Glade was right!

Matt's been on some Three 6 Mafia shit for a while, but they've never been my style.
BUTT, this track is really something else.

Three 6 Mafia: Stay Fly (remix)

WHAT@THEFUCK?

And what is this? UNIQLO and VICE? Together at last? One, a vitriolic hateful poo-rag, the other a maker of inoffensive-to-a-fault clothing? (Both a bargain tho' ...). UNIQLO is like American Apparel sans beards and booby models. Thats-SANS- beards and boobs, not -PLUS XTRA HUGE OILY- . This store was somewhere between China town and St. Mark's place (NYC). Apparently , its just til Sept 30...
http://www.gridskipper.com/travel/new-york/vice-uniqlo-124448.php

These scenes have become all to familiar. Yet again tarnishing the image of the US abroad, new photos have emerged that show just how far and deep this scandal penetrates. Loose standards in interrogation procedures outlined by the DoD and White House lawyers have apparently migrated once again, this time to drunk (gay? ) civilians, possibly Canadians. Note the crude handsigns and umbrella, the red gleam in the eye. Surely this pantless victim is just one of many. Where will it stop?

Thank Fucking God

Today I incidentally stumbled upon the only news source I ever even vaguely read, MSN's own front page (worldwideweb.msn.computers), which automatically loads after I sign out of the Hotmail. I usually close the window before any news of world events reaches my eyes and threatens to throw my blissfully ignorant psychological harmony off-balance, but this time something caught my eye:

this guy no longer LUVs his SUV!

It was followed by this article:

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The damage:
Sales of the perennial best-selling SUV, the Ford Explorer, dropped by 58% compared with September 2004. Its larger kin, the Ford Expedition, which gets 14 mpg in city driving, saw sales drop 61%. Ford stopped producing its even larger SUV, the Excursion, last month.
GM’s full-size SUVs, due to be replaced with more fuel-efficient models next year, fell 56%. Sales of its Hummer H2 – so heavy it doesn’t fall under the EPA’s fuel-mileage ratings system -- were off by 31%, but the brand’s smaller new SUV, the H3, is off to a brisk start. It’s rated at 16 mpg in city driving.
Toyota moved 46% fewer of its immense Sequoia sport-utilities, rated at 15 mpg city, and sales of its smaller SUVs were off sharply as well. Sales of Honda’s largest SUV, the Pilot, fell 26%. Nissan sold 20% fewer of its 13-mpg Armadas.

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So finally it has become abundantly clear that nobody needs a squarish, off-roadin', combustible-tire exlodin' hunk-a-junk to navigate through the suitably-paved avenues of suburbia. And finally it seems the Ford Company has no choice but to explore some new transportation options, to focus on replenishable feul sources, rather than probe the earth's depleting resources and begin the long excursion to create non-polluting vehicles.

My solution to Ford's predicament? I call it The Ozone: a Hybrid foam rubber car that runs on garbage and turns nuclear waste into delcious chai tea lattes. And that is why Ford Company pays me so much money. Here is a general mockup of my idea of what the Ford Ozone should look like...

frumpy humpers

Harriet Miers' Blawg










A good book done better in lego.
And, call me crackers, but this Lil' Kim track is pretty good. I wonder who writes her stuff now?

ok, nerdzz

so, this may be old news to the cooler dudez out there, but it seems that Peter Jackson has signed on to do the Halo movie. Now, I can't deny that I like lord of the rings as much as it's ok to like it - and I enjoy blasting the creeps from time to time, as well. But, for fuck's sake - isn't this the equivalent of following up the original star wars trilogy with mortal kombat? like doing the godfather and then tron (to be generous). is peter jackson that big of a bitch for the $$$? In his defense, maybe you can do anything you want after you have the sheer audacity to take a grant from the NZ equivalent of PBS to make a kid's tv series, then unleash meet the feebles on the world, which is magnificent.

Monster Mash

There was some contest called Trailer Park, where people re-cut movie trailers to make the movie appear to be of a different genre of film. The winner was a trailer for the Shining, re-cut to look like some kind of heart warming comedy.

the Shining.

Shoebill Stork

Hey, just as a little break from our arbitrary human dilemmas; I was watching teevee tonight and the most amazing bird appeared on a nature documentary. The above picture shows the Shoebill Stork, also known as Whale-headed Stork or Balaeniceps rex. Something about it's eyes really grabbed me, and if anybody can find video of this bird in movement I highly reccomend you watch it. There's something so healing about watching the wonders of our planet that one may even forget all about angry strippers and vengeful married couples. Oh, and wait til you hear this guy's mating call!

So Much Awesome

Get ready everyone because two amazing albums are about to drop that everyone should be excited to legally purchase.

No, I’m not talking about the new Goblin Cock. I’m talking about the much anticipated record from MTV’s Laguna Beach star Talan Torriero. He says his biggest influences are My Chemical Romance and Green Day. Obviously he isn’t fooling around when he says he likes to “do his own thing.” He’s apparently going use this record as a way for him to express his individuality. I say: you go boy! And express your individuality the exact same way that millions of people already are… by enjoying the musical conventions of the last 50 some years.



The other record to be excited for is Paris Hilton’s still-untitled LP set to drop heat real soon. MTV has reported that she was considering titling her album after her now trade-marked catch phrase, “that’s hot,” although one wonders why she wouldn’t use another one of her other famous quotes, my favorite being: “what’s a soup kitchen?” This album will be released on her own label, Heiress records. Lil' John is supposedly writing a few tracks for the album. Rumor has it that one track was going to be called "Internet Skeet Treat," refering to her internet sex tape. Paris apparently requested the tracks name be changed after learning the definition of skeet.

And what I’m most excited to report to all of The Forest Heights is that now if you sign up for the National Guard you can take advantage of an exciting opportunity to download three FREE songs from Apple! Fighting in an unjust war has never sounded so good!!!