What The Hell Pantages?

I've been hooked on the Bill Burr Monday Morning podcast for, I don't know, the last two months? It was available on iTunes, then only through his website, then back on iTunes again. If you don't know it yet, then do yourself a favor and check it out.
Beyond that, I thought I'd mention he is doing a tour soon, and he's stopping in Minneapolis at the Pantages Theater. I've been thinking it might be a good reason to come out for the weekend. You know, see friends, go to a show, spend the weekend, and head back. I wouldn't even need to take any time off. But here is the deal breaker, Pantages is asking too fucking much for tickets. $237 is the most expensive, and $80 is the cheapest. Give me a break. How can they charge that? Is that even real? If it is, then there are only going to be about 20 people there. I bet someone at Pantages thinks Bill Burr is a top comedian or something. I gotta find out if those prices are right. If they are, then I'll just go check him out in Seattle in November, for $25 tickets.

Check out www.themmpodcast.com and www.billburr.com

Hey That's My Idea!

I've long joked around about my dream to become the man with the most children around the world. I mostly express this idea to the ladies in my life just to see what type of reaction they have. Um, so far they've all hated the idea, 100%, and most of them don't even think it's funny that I would joke about something like fathering hundreds of children throughout the world, but I find it's worth making them think I'm a dick just to see the look on their faces.
Anyway, this video of Antonio Cromartie explaining the virtues of being a good father while he struggles to remember the names of all his children, including his five or six 3 year-olds, well, it's just pure joy for me.

My Guns Look Marvelous

We're getting to that age where we really need to have "that talk", you know, the one about how we all really want to be gun owners.

The Tokyo Heights

I've been taking Tokyo/Wedding pictures off facebook pages, 212 so far, and I've tried to put them in order here at The Tokyo Heights blog, which I created just to host these photos. If you guys have more to add, let me know, and we'll post 'em.

thetokyoheights.blogspot.com

The sweetest game on earth.

Two things:

* I'm down for a serious 2010/11 NBA Fantasy season. Auction draft format. Dudes who follow basketball only. Who's in?

* Also, I be bloggin' (kind of). See here.

And nice to meet many of you at Ryan's wedding. I'm looking forward to catching up again during the honeymoon.

See you at Lake Tahoe,

Carna-boner.

Just another dumb innernet vid

Or is innernet the word for all the websites cached in my head? What they used to call " the mind."