Garnett to Boston

Although not yet official, word is Garnett has been traded to Boston for something along the lines of Al Jefferson, Sebastian Telfair, Gerald Green, Theo Ratliff and a Draft Pick. Details are still being finalized and then need league approval, but more or less, it's a done deal.

Mutants or Mega-robots? Either way...

Secret tunnels under Tokyo? I've seen enough anime to know this must be true.

Seven riddles

I should have done this long ago.....

You know things have gotten bad, when......

Big house thrills

If you smoke like he smokes....

....then you high like everyday.

Sunday night cartoons

YOU BOWLING TONIGHT?!

J-League

Been going to F.C.Tokyo games a bit lately. It's a real blast, and fairly priced compared to most entertainment in Tokyo. like 16 bucks a ticket and five dollar beers. Plus there is a KFC in the stadium, wow. You walk with this throng of people from the train station, lotsa kids, swilling a tall boy the whole way. It's a good idea to finish that one and then crack the next one right as you walk into the statdium gates because at the "security" check point, they kindly offer you a big, free paper cup to pour your remaining beer into, as their concern is not people getting wasted, or getting wasted for free, but rather that you don't have any glass or cans. I think they're afraid of people ripping of the tabs, digging them into their middle fingers, and then flicking them onto the field like you would do in the cafeteria in middle school. So then you bring your beer in and when that's done have one of the beer girls hook you up from her portable mini-keg strapped to her back. Although actually there aren't as many of those as there are at baseball games here. At Ajinomoto Stadium they favor carrying huge boxes of small cans which they will rapidly pour into your cup and then do this amazing can-crush squeeze thing at the end to shoot a buncha foam on the top. The rumors are true--Japanese are great at giving head.
The dudes I go with are a lot of fun, lots of yelling and clapping. Well, you know how sports are. I'm trying to eventually instigate the chant "SPORTS! - SPORTS! - HOTEL ON PROMNIGHT!" Going to a game tomorrow evening as long as this current rainy season we're in the thick of doesn't douche my ass out all night. Anyway, that is all. Youse have a thweet weekend.

The Simpsons

I’m linking an article from the Guardian that takes a critical look at the series, and makes a prediction about why the movie is likely to be a big pile of unfunny, hacky, readymade shit.

Read it here.

new haircut

Hey how was everyone's Day of Independence? Let's see some pictoors

Big n' Tall

"Now this cat I can get down with,'' P. Diddy said of the draft-night outfit worn by Giorgos Printezis, the No. 58 pick. "He looks like he's about to breeze through a club down in Miami. I love Miami, I record a lot of my music down there. And Miami cats don't wear those fitted caps. This kid knows how to pull the whole look off. That's Bad Boy, baby!''

Actually, it was Rochester BIG & TALL. The outfit cost Printezis $800 and he bought it two hours before the draft.

- Sports Illustrated 6 July 2007.

Okamura san

I've been wanting to see this again for years! Couple of you guys will remember this from high school Japanese class. Okamura san of comedy duo "NaiNai" infiltrates a SMAP stadium show and busts smoove windmills. Part 2 is where it gets good.

An Evening With Millions Billions

So, I wanted to make a mix but limit my time to one night. I took some stuff Derek did, Blog hits and other random bangers I had laying around.

Here is what I came up with... An Evening With... (zShare)

Its Just Like, Its Just Like, A Mini Mall

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