I haven't posted anything since, fuck, October. Sorry. Inspired by Jared's gross out, I'll try and push us back to topics with a less ball-sac-oriented theme. Anywho, I am trying to complete a early 80's R&B/slow-disco-jam mix and I want some suggestions. It is already saturated with tom tom club, yarbrough and peoples, prince, rick james and the likes. If you zombie slayers have any hip tips, I'd love to hear 'em. . .
Also, D-Train "You're the One For Me" is awesome good.

Sorry Guys

Ok. I'm sorry.
I guess I wasn't thinking that people would be looking at Forest Heights from work.
I wasn't thinking about it.
Oh well. That man was really hairy though.


Daniel Tosh

Chopped & Screwed

The South has made its presence known in the world of rap. Artist/Crews like Outkast, Lil' Jon, 8 Ball & MJG, Cash Money, and Three 6 Mafia have brought southern rap up, so that it is now selling on a national level, and blowing up the pop charts.
Newer players like David Banner, T.I., Mike Jones, Paul Wall, & Dem Franchize Boyz have been reaping the benifts of this recent pop trend. Three 6 Mafia won an Oscar for the song they made for the "Hustle & Flow" movie & soundtrack. That's history in the making.
Houston Texas has been holding their own with guys like Chamillionaire, Paul Wall, Slim Thug, UGK, Lil' Boosie, Webbie, and Mike Jones.
Houston is also the home of the Screw Tape, otherwise known as Chopped & Screwed, or Screwed & Chopped (either one is correct).
Wikipedia writes about the orgins of Chopped & Screwed.
Back in 2000, I first heard about Screw Tapes, so I decided to sip syrup, and try it out. I got fucked up on the whole experience, and puked up the syrup.
I tried it, but didn't get it yet.
Years later, and I think I get it.
People need to slow the fuck down.

Here is some Screwed & Chopped to ride to:
Paul Wall - Girl (remix)
Twista - Chocolate Fees And Redbones (chopped & screwed)
Slim Thug - Ashy To Classy (remix)
Twista - Check That Hoe (chopped & Screwed)
Three 6 Mafia - Swervin (remix)

Truthiness

I'm sure its obvious to all yallz stateside, but The Colbert Report is slamming thunderous jams. Laugh jams, that is. Or, at lease the episodes I've been getting. For those who aren't on the torrent trolley;

Mar. 14 [guest: Keith Oberman]

Unlike when he was on The Daily Show, Colbert stumbles occasionally during rapid monologues--even after months into the show--but the writing is so on. I Read that he's now working on a book along the lines of The Daily Show presents America.

occupational hazard

"Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500"

"At times you may wonder if your fellow citizens truly realize the extent of your achievements," Cheney said to the about 3,000 troops and family members gathered in a chilly hangar. "I want you to know that Americans do realize it — and we do not take our military for granted."

If that bummed you out though, you can watch this!

Happy Birthday Mark Swanson.

Although I don't know if you even check this shite anymore...

Skype

Hey, I got a couple innanets at my place now.
Set-up Skype, my name is [ryanerik]...supercyberholla!

http://hanszunblog.blogspot.com/

Here's a soft-rock type blog. Lotsa full LPs.

New Ghost & More Haze

I went to the Ghostface show last sunday. It was about the same as the last show he did here, back in October. Still good. Still worth watching.
In other Wu news, the whole Wu-Tang Clan is confirmed to play First-ave later this year.
Wanna hear the new Ghostface Killah album?
Thanks to JJ, Here it is:Fishscale

PLUS

More Purple Haze tracks.
Girls
Soap Opera

PLUS

N.W.A. - I'd Rather Fuck You

TBODP

The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker

Nothing Wrong

It's St. Patricks Day!
Put on something green, grab a drink, and expose your shrivled genatils to a perfect stranger.
Here are two of my favorite Irish drinking songs to get you in the spirit!

The Blarney Stone
McFennels Tavern

Munch on this..

More than being called Midgets..I hear Midgets don't like being shot

Roberto Pineapples

Goddamn'ron that Cam'ron spits white hot like a Panama tan salon.

Thanks for sharing, Jared.

Ryan, here's that Pineapples again.

Come On Closer (Instrumental edit by J Steven) and

Come On Closer feat. Douglas Roop

Don't play the lyric version of "Come on Closer" for Jared, though, as it might fuck up his own amazing verses he wrote for the instrumental version I "made".

So I could post this in the link section, if my big Swedish brain could figure out wherethefuck the post linx setting is... So I leave this up to one of you other ho's, will you kindly post this amazing link in our linx section over there? --->

Quotes from Bill Cosby

'Gray hair is God's graffiti.' -Bill Cosby

It's as if one cracked open Bill Cosby's big brain and snacked on the chocolatey wisdom inside. And while whoever is at that, could you post up my website address, too?

http://academic.evergreen.edu/l/lunjos19.

Soon I want to post up long mp3's of mixtapes, mixes, re-edits, whatever. So if you got mixes ready, put it up and send it to me... And send me that GEMINI trak, cause I'm jobless and got nothing but time! FUKYEA!

repost request

Landy, Howsabout that Pinapples edit? I guess it never went thru for me, or the format doesn't play on my non iPod player. Can you put up mp3 version? It just occured to me that I haven't heard it yet. You should do an edit of that Gemini track "My Love for you," cut out that corny "uuwahaaaahhhhhh...precious like a shining PEARL" or whatever. Just the sizziling synth droplets. Oh, and HERE is the full album of "Young, Tough, and Terrible" by The Lost Generation

Purple Haze

Ok. I took my time with Prince's Purple Rain, and it was hard to give it up, but now it's time I move on to more Purple Pastures.
Now I have moved on to Cam'ron's Purple Haze (Roc 2004), another Purple Classic.
This one is nothing new to me, but damn it's hard to put down.
It's the Jam, so Jam.
Some Tracks For Ya'll:
Get Down
Killa Cam
Leave Me Alone Pt.2
Harlem Streets

Sidewalk chalk MASTA!

This guy does sidewalk art.

Pea-cock

Go here, check out the ad on the right side for Encounters, an online dating service. Is it a 'two peas in a pod' visual pun? Because, I'm seeing something else as well. Intentional? It must be, but why?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/world

Purple Rain

I just bought the CD soundtrack to this film last Saturday. Since then my life has been a Purple Haze, all I can think about is getting to a cd player, and listening to that soundtrack over, and over.

Last night I watched the movie for the first time in my life. I fucking loved it. So good.

I hope this is nothing new to all of you. I hope all of you have had your Prince enlightenment at some point. If not, then you need to purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka.

1.Let's Go Crazy
2.Take Me With U
3.The Beautiful Ones
4.Computer Blue

6.When Doves Cry
7.I Would Die 4 U
8.Baby I'm A Star
9.Purple Rain

R.I.P. Kirby

It's a sad day for Minnesota sports fans after loosing our all time great much much too soon. He was one of the main reasons that I have been so passionate for sports and taught me that the enjoyment taken from competitive athletics is one of the most special things that we have in our current world.

Here's WAZzzZZAhhP!!! with me lately...

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There is a leak in my wall behind my kitchen sink.

Happy Birtday, Matt "Appleton Piper, Towelen V. Fernwater, Trust Goodheart, Victor P. Winsalot, Burls Rancaster, Ratcastle, Moondoggy, Gangsta Hippy..

Glabe Rollerblade" Johnson:

Three-6 just won an oscar...?

Smile For Me Daddy

Having a Grill. It's nothing these days.
Shit, everyone has something on their teeth. I see little kids coming into the record store with grillz on they teeth. It's not always cool. Yesterday I was helping a customer that couldn't even speak right, as a result of having too much metal in his goddamn mouth. Now that is dedication.
This song goes out to my people dedicated like that.
I've been digging on these smooth jazz versions of Dre songs. Check out: How We Do

have a good weekend.

And here's that dope Arthur Verocai album for anyone who has not heard.
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Requiem for a cunt.

The OG Pimp master disaster blaster died Mar. 3rd 15 years ago today. Here's the video for one of his best jams: Requiem Pour Un Con
And here's footage of his infamous appearance on live TV getting fresh with Whitney Houston.

I've been told that they used to called him GainsBAR when he was drunk, and it sounds like the announcer says that at the beginning of the clip. Then again, my non-existant French isn't so hot. What it do JT?

Forgot About Who?

Forgot About Dre.

Both Crazy and then also Sexy

Crazy, Sexy, Oh Ryan

Heres a little something the Japan faction cooked up for everyone's favorite mank Ryan Erik on his 17th birthday.

In this recording Yosuke Hanzawa is our Brian Wilson; His music, his idea, his unflappable genius. Dr. Rap was unavailable so we got the Zza to grace us with his words and also with his flow. Louis Armstrong's corpse sings on the interlude, with the lovely Arisa and yours truly singing everything else. It was recorded over a period of nine months at Tokyo's Scrotumpole studios.
Despite the fact that I'm on there mucking it up it turns out to be pretty hot, so I hope all you crackers enjoy it as much as we slanteyes do.

Below is the same song but in m4a format:

Crazy, Sexy, Oh Ryan

just lick it

Back in September, some arabian fellow "realized" that his icecream lid said 'Allah', dotted with a BK. http://www.pickledpolitics.com/archives/35
He wanted an apology but hasn't had even one deadly riot. Nevertheless, BK gave him his way, and removed the lids.
Its a fact, Arabic looks like icecream sometimes.
Look at Al Jazeera's outrageous appropriation of soft-serve with sprinkles imagery. C'mon Middle East, what's really bothering you? Did we forget your birthday or something?

Moyers!

it's not just a name for a halo creep blaster... Bill Moyers is the voice of frontline, but he's also been laying down some heavy stuff against the current administration of late. This is part of a long speech he gave a few days ago that you can read here. Do it now.

"Watching these people work is a study of the inner circle at the top of American politics. The journalist Sidney Blumenthal, writing on Salon.com, reminds us of the relationship between the Armstrong dynasty and the Bush family and its retainers. Armstrong’s father invested in Rove’s political consulting firm that managed George W. Bush’s election as governor of Texas and as president. Her mother, Anne Armstrong, is a longtime Republican activist and donor. Ronald Reagan appointed her to the Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board after her tenure as Ambassador to the United Kingdom under President Ford, whose chief of staff was a young Dick Cheney. Anne Armstrong served on the board of directors of Halliburton that hired Cheney to run the company. Her daughter, Katherine Armstrong, host of the hunting party, was once a lobbyist for the powerful Houston law firm founded by the family of James A. Baker III, who was chief of staff to Reagan, Secretary of State under the first George Bush, and the man designated by the Bush family to make sure the younger Bush was named President in 2000 despite having lost the popular vote. According to Blumenthal, one of her more recent lobbying jobs was with a large construction firm with contracts in Iraq."

moyers.

Even More Funny

Eugene Mirman wants to raise his children jewish, and expresses his frustration with poetry.
A.D. Miles sings us a song, and gives us a slide show.
Patrick Borelli gives us some Brooklyn style, and tells us how to get a cat to say its name.